I have the rare ability to bounce off walls.
Any form of wall, pillar, standing obstacles, i WILL bump into, and i WILL bounce off..
Not just a simple stumble, knock or fall. I literally bounce off it.
Sometimes i even rebound of my friends and back into the obstacle again.
Oh but my skin isn't rubber , sadly.
Or fortunately.
Either way, i get bruises, scratches...But hey! Look on the bright sunnier side of life , eh?
WAtch out, here come the Bouncing Bruise.
ooh and most i due to my other not-so-latent talent to sleep anywhere , anytime.
I certainly hope this is just fatigue and not sleep apnea.
o.o
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